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Jamaican Philosophy (Joke)

by ROB
(ENGLAND)

Four Jamaicans were sitting around a campfire near the beach. They were all philosophizing on what was the fastest thing in the world.

Seymour said, "Me think the fastest thing is a 'thought', because b4 u can think it it already thought".

Winston said, "nah man the fastest thing is a blink, because b4 you think to blink you finish blinking already".

Delroy said "No, the fastest thing is electricity because when ya turn on the light it travel fast - and the light come on".

Leyroy say "no, you aaaaaaalll wrong!!!! I know for a fact that the fastest ting in the world most definite is diarrhoea - because last night before I could think, blink, or switch on the light... mi mess up myself !!!! lol.

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Oct 20, 2017
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Sep 14, 2015
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This is one of those jokes that was so stupid that it made me laugh!!!
Jul 04, 2015
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Very corny. Absolutely lacking in wit.

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